Friday, February 02, 2007
Longest post ever: Just for Michelle 8)
Happy Birthday Michelle XOXO

Meesh Meesh, you've known me/I've known you since your mom and dad (who totally dote on me, btw) brought you into this world.
Remember how you, Ameyylia and I had so many sleepovers it was crazy and all three of us had a crush on _ (and now we're like: YUCK wtf!?).
Remember how we used to intentionally piss Erica off so much that she'd chase us around the living room with a mini toy car or a broom? HAHA
Remember how we sat in the maid's room and played games to see who would start laughing first and we always lost when Amelia showed us her gross teeth (AHHAHAHA).
Remember when your dad brought us to some electronics store and we were so high we did the stupidest things EVER and we told the most retarded senseless jokes?
Remember we were such assholes and even after my mum warned us not to climb the ladder up to the roof, we grabbed glowsticks and torchlights, took the lift up to the 20th floor and attempted to climb all the way up the ladder (of course we chickened out, we could have died if we had fallen off the ladder you know).
Remember how we laughed at Amelia and Erica when they played games where they pretend to be cheetahs or fairies and spoke with fake accents (you have no idea how lame I look at this point, laughing at the screen)
Remember at Chancery Lane we used to roll down the driveway sitting (or lying) on the big skateboard until we crashed into the gates?
Remember how we were all screaming (at Escape) when Martin's hard-ass head smashed into my face and made my nose bleed when we were swimming and your maid just totally ignored me?
Remember when we'd think of extremely stupid dance moves and made up our own lyrics ahhah, words that don't even exist & cannot be found in any dictionary.
Remember when you were still living at Morimasa Gardens, we'd tear up A LOT of bus tickets and throw them down the balcony?
Remember once we were playing catching and you fell into a drain and your whole leg got scratched up and you couldn't walk properly HAHAHAHA
I just told you this on MSN and you said: "YOU MADE ME BALANCE ON THE DRAIN THING AND RUN BACKWARDS AND YOU WERE LIKE FATSER FASTER!!
"AND I GOT INTIMIDATED AND WAS PANICKINGG TO BALANCE AND MOVE BACKWARDS PLUS I WASNT ALLOWED TO LOOK - ONE OF THE MOST CRUCIAL & SCARIEST MOMENTS OF MY LIFE"
HAHAHAHAHAH liar
Remember when my mum slapped you for saying "so?" AHAHHAHAHAHAH OH FUCK AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
Remember when all of us would go down to bother the security guard every night (I forgot his name) and we would climb into his office and hide there when he went on his rounds he got so irritated he quit ahha
`Michelle get high with me, come touch the sky with me says:
AND WE WOULD POP UP OUR HEADS AND STUFF SYNCHRONISEDLY LIKE A PERFORMANCE!!!! AND HE WOULD GET SO PISSED AND GET MORE MENTALLY RETARDED( HE LOOKED RETARDED I REMEMBER) THAT HED TAKE HIS BACKSCRATCHER TO TRY AND KNOCK US
Remember we'd blast that blue da ba dee da ba da song on the radio and turn off all the lights. Cheap thrill wtf, we'd get so scared we'd huddle in the corner of the room and scream for my maid to come in haha
Remember we always had same tutors 'cos we lived so near each other :D First it was Miss Jasmine or something like that she was so mean and then it was Miss Seah and she fucking doesn't shave hahahahaha
Remember it was raining and all of us were running to shelter and omfg Aiken slipped and fell flat on his face his tooth chipped off AHHAHA
Remember AHHA THIS IS GREAT you would come over to swim almost every day and they always had chlorine at the bottom of the pool we kept swimming down and brining it up and putting it in Ellena's hair haha
Remember MONSTER FARM :D:D
Remember omg Mean Team.. The grossest thing ever ahhaha it was so retarded I'm laughing like a doofus to myself now I won't even bother typing down what we did aahha I have my pride HAHA
Remember we used to go in my mum's walk in closet to play retarded games then once you and Martin screamed then slammed the door on my toes SO HARD when I put something around my eyes and pretended to be a monster ahhah
Remember we always played block catching on Sunday's :) We also played games with golf balls, cards, clips and chairs at the back room before Andre left for Perth?
Remember HAHA everyone was sitting around my room then all of a sudden my furby's eyes and mouth popped open and made a AAAAA sound everyone screamed and ran out
Remember my father would drive us around in the sports car and we would flail our arms around like we were on a roller coaster rides. What dumb fucks
Remember WE ALWAYS WATCHED WOODY WOODPECKER AND POKEMON WE MEMORISED THE POKE RAP !! AND I GOT SO SAD WHEN I LEFT BOTH MY GAMEBOYS AT SERENE :(
Remember.. ..;
Meesh Meesh I have so much more to say and only you know that. If I were to list down the number of times we fought with each other, laughed at each other, laughed with each other, and so much more, Blogger would go under maintanence for months.

Couple of years back.
So happy birthday, ily favourite cousin yey.
<3
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